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Emergency Pablo Broadcast System

PabloBot hyperdrive.

This page is no longer a website. It is a live Pablo incident: photos multiplying, CV credentials detonating, and BioinformaticMAXING alarms sounding across the local browser.

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Pablo2 voice, cost guarded.

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Executive summary

The Pablo hypothesis

Pablo is best understood as a compact wet-lab-to-HPC translation engine: high-context, low-drama, occasionally cryptic, and usually closer to the right answer than is convenient for everyone else.

01 9+ years

Bioinformatics and computational biology across RNA-seq, Nanopore, genomics, and drug discovery.

02 7+ years

Deep learning with PyTorch, TensorFlow, Scikit-learn, LoRA, and models that need adult supervision.

03 Nature Comms

First-author CHEUI work predicting m6A and m5C at single-molecule resolution.

Certified meme layer

Executive aura incident report

Meme flag

Syenta-adjacent boss-level proximity detected

Public fact check: Syenta lists Dr. Jekaterina Viktorova as CEO and co-founder. Pablo receives no automatic semiconductor powers. He does, however, get a novelty badge labelled "deep-tech household lore".

Patch note

Spouse lore mode

Not a CV credential. Not a due-diligence claim. Strictly meme signage with hazard stripes.

Buffs

+12 interconnect aura

Useful only in zany website contexts and hypothetical semiconductor dinner-table banter.

Photo multiplication chamber

One hundred and eighty Pablos.

Generated from the real public Pablo images already on the page. Same man, many tiles, absolutely unnecessary intensity.

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Highly official CV console

BioinformaticMAXING dossier

Pablo builds statistical and machine-learning systems for RNA biology: modification calling, splicing modulation, therapeutic target selection, Nanopore signal processing, and the kind of HPC pipeline that makes a cluster administrator briefly stare into the distance.

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CCI postdoc / conjoint lecturer

Computational drug discovery, RNA splicing modulators, small molecules targeting mRNAs, and target prioritisation.

Boss fight

Minimum Bio buildout

Nanopore HTS, time-series HTS statistics, transcriptome assembly, and peptide structure prediction.

Deep lore

ANU PhD

Deep-learning models for direct RNA Nanopore sequencing, RNA modification detection, and single-molecule epitranscriptomics.

Previous arc

EMBL-EBI software developer

Capture Hi-C algorithms, Multi-Scale Complex Genomics tools, and Barcelona Supercomputer Center HPC integration.

Stackmaxxing

Python / Bash / SQL / Docker / Snakemake

End-to-end analysis pipelines, SLURM and GPU compute, probabilistic modelling, batch correction, and signal processing.

Grantmaxxing

Funding, patents, compute

Rothe, Future Makers, Bootes, Luminesce, NCMAS compute allocation, and a provisional patent on nucleic-acid modification calling.

Observed subsystems

Pablo, decomposed

All modules are running hot. Do not touch the blinking controls unless you are prepared for more Pablo.

A

Attention Router

Skips low-yield branches and relocates the room toward the actual question.

B

Splice Finder

Finds the exon doing something suspicious and refuses to let it leave quietly.

C

Model Wrangler

Takes noisy biology and returns a result that can survive contact with a methods section.

D

Chaos Amplifier

Previously dampened nonsense. Now weaponises it into a full-browser Pablo event.

Final packet

Pablo, this is your website now.

It contains CV highlights, photos, meme disclaimers, synthetic voice, a suspicious number of Pablos, and enough motion to qualify as a browser-based incident.

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